Jim’s try at Yogi Berraisms or Confusionisms

I’m just trying my hand at fun sayings.

“If you don’t think for yourself, there’s always someone else who will gladly do it for you.”

“Man who doesn’t like to walk much does not get very far in life.”

“Man who want to conquer world is already conquered by it.”

“Everywhere you go, there’s I Am.”

This one would be a George Carlinism:

“There’s a saying: Carpe Diem, or Seize the day. I like to say: Carpe Pieces, Seize the carp. I guess twitter argument bots are Carpe Feces. Seize the crap. There is no Veni, Vidi, Vici I came, I saw, I conquered here. It is only Veni, Vidi, Abscondi: I came, I saw, I left.”

“Yes we die like animals, but we should not live like them.”

The bait that fishers of men use change with the culture, but the hook does not. (justification for using new hobbies to bring people into the fold)

Fear appears to be a powerful tool to cowards.